Funny Stuff

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.-George Brett

Paige Spiranac would probably win the longest drive at The EG POW Open.  She could have my drink coupon(singular, unfortunately) as a prize.

Sorry, but you just can’t fix stupid.

 

THE RULES OF INDOOR GOLF

  • Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
  • Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
  • Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.
  • For the most effective play, the club should have a stiff shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
  • Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.
  • The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
  • It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will take the time to study and admire the entire course, with special attention being given to well formed bunkers.
  • Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.
  • Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear along just in case.
  • Players should insure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing what they consider to be a private course.
  • Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
  • Players are advised to obtain the course owner’s permission before attempting to play the back nine.
  • Slow play is encouraged; however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the course owner’s request.
  • It is considered outstanding play, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
  • Many course owners prefer high handicap players as it takes them more strokes to complete the hole.
  • Players are advised to think twice before considering membership at a given course. Additional assessments may be levied by the course owner and the rules are subject to change, at any time, without notice.

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