#1 When did the Open start??This year will be the 35th annual EG POW Open
As Uncle Rico said, “She thinks I’m livin too much in ’82.
#2 The Grand PooBah has missed one Open, why??35/50
Tom and Lorraine, duh.
#3 How many golf courses has the Open been played on??I only know of a certain number so I could have this one wrong
My guess was three but who knows what evil lurks in the mind of a Grand PooBah
#4 Who got chased down by a husband at a POW event??Variation on a theme. Trouble and larcency are this persons closest friend.
Your answers are poo poo.
#5 What was Animal’s favorite casino game??Whoa, Nelli
These questions are not hard. Quit horsing around.
#6 When did the music die??Your Buddy knows
Richie Valens and the Big Bopper are very very sad.
#7 Why does the Grand PooBah pass out??The Association
Every time I think that I’m the only one who’s lonely someone calls on me.
#8 How is the winner determined at the Open??Washing detergent
Why are you taking this quiz? Please check the Sacred Archives.
#9 How many phrases from Caddy Shack does The Grand Poobah use??TIP: Three Is Possible(TIP)
No excuse for missing this one, loser.
#10 Name the phrases.?You can bet on this answer
The hint was bet and you missed it? WOW!!
WOW, You’re a genius!
Idiot, Gosh! Go feed Tina!
#1 Is Roger’s genome human??It's a yes or no question. Well, mostly.
Really? Roger is not human. He is a good bicycle rider though but so are bears and monkeys. So does anyone really know?
#2 How many golf balls has The Grand PooBah stolen in his life??Math is hard. Study this one for awhile.
Nanner, nanner, nanner, you guessed incorrectly. So keep trying for a very long time until you get it right.
#3 Does “NEWMAN” Big Deal Mills still have his first condom??You are on your own for this one.
I thought you knew all about “NEWMANS!” condoms. Man was I wrong. Try to dodge this answer.
#4 Did Ed’s Fantasy Girls derive it’s name from Ed Trebig??Don't we all love librarians?
Ask for a life line. You are making a fool of yourself. EG would be very disappointed.
#5 What is the highest number of pitches thrown by a POW is a nine inning baseball game??King of the Hill.
WOW, and you call yourself a sports fan? D2 Regionals and you get 142 chances.
#6 What do the cool POW’s do the day before the EG POW Open??This requires excellent pretzel logic.
You should have smoked that answer. So sad.
#7 What is the hardest thing for a POW to do in golf??This is real toughy!
Take up knitting, please. Honestly, you missed this one?
#8 Why was EG POW Open started??This is the most philosophical question ever asked of a POW.
If you get this wrong you are banned for life! The answer is buzzin in the wind.
#9 Why does EG POW Open start at 12:30PM??Google it!
Why is this so hard for you? I am very disappointed. Think Seinfeld
#10 Why is the current location of the EG POW Open at the Eagle Valley Golf Course??There is no right answer. Just what I decide!
Too bad, you were close but you really suck at quizzes. North Korea was the answer.