“If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.”-Lee Trevino
It is unknown if there was any golf played in 1987 since there is no pictorial record of the event. The Board of Mis-directors had not been established at this point in POWdom and neither had the monastery holding the Sacred Archives. Rasputin, the mad monk, volunteered to be the keeper of the Sacred Archives but he was a well known community organizer and was thus turned down for this very holy and august position. Or it was Bush’s fault! So says Roger, great seer and counselor to the Grand Poo-Bah. Sad, so sad.