The Most Interesting Golfer in the World
If I was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume. Once a rattlesnake bit me, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died. When I meet the Pope, the Pope kisses my ring. When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, I hear it.
I am such an outstanding golfer that I can fill out my score card before I play and still beat that score. When I putt the gallery is so quiet the robins stop to listen to the worms moving under the grass of the green. Straight, far, your honors sir, beautiful shot and you are under par are the only words in my golfing vocabulary.
I don’t usually compete in little piss-ant golf tournaments but when I do I prefer The EG POW Open. The team at Man Must Recreate Enterprises do things that interest me. You know when that happens that MMR Enterprises has gone above and beyond because I am the most interesting golfer in the world.