Tina the Fat Lard

Tina

Tina, you fat lard, eat your ham.

Man Must Recreate Enterprises allows me to groom the golf courses they play.  This helps them keep their prices extremely low per SBD ‘NEWMAN’s’ directions.  They are good owners and provide me with dry shelter, good eats and all the ham I want.  I do wish that nerd Napoleon was nicer when he feeds me.  That is one obnoxious twerp.  But I digress.  If their treatment of one poor and lonely lama is any indication of the quality of their work then this has to be one fine golf excursion company. 

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