Cyrus Drawing


I was introduced to this most excellent and bodacious organization by my brother-in-law, none other than “Nate the Gr8”.  I have yet to attend my first Man Must Recreate Enterprises event but I hear it will be beyond the scope of normal human experience.  MMR Enterprises signature event is the EG POW Open.   This will be the 35th such event.  Word is each year has gotten better and better except for the years Wildthing was barred for life.  He has since been returned from exile in the gulag of Portland, OR: Vancouver, WA.  The golf course, the camaraderie, the fine after golf buffet, the sack lunch, the angelic cart girl and lovely participation gifts(there are no winners because these mopes all cheat, I hear) make for the most amazing event since the Pyramids of Egypt had their Grand Opening.  I may have to order extra Depends as the excitement builds and builds for this unique and yet semi-tragic golf event. This is dream come true for a simple boy from that lonely province called LaJolla, CA.  I am so happy to be a part of this it is hard to keep my primal screams from scaring the cat and dog.  POW POW POW.  All my chips are in for this amazing event.









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